I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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