so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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