I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
