Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i barfeds in our rink
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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