hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
