somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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