im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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