and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
True strength comes from lack of pants
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
