yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
