There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Randomize
