Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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