JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.