u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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