I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
even my farts smell like vagina
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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