Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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