dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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