Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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