No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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