Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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