Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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