Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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