This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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