coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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