Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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