there's paper in my vomit.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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