just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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