what if I'm pregnant?
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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