ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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