i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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