Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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