i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
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what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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