her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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