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I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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