you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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