dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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