butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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