All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
