I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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