I didn't shave. On purpose
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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