OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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