Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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