is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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