i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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