blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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