i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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