You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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