how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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