What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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