Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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