The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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