hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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