Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.