I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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