tell your sister to shave her snatch
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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