lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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