I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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