I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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