Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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