I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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